January 2012
“I will show you all that I have mastered. Fear, pain, hatred, power. This is the...”
– Lamb of God
First post since November.
Because I got bored and remembered this existed. Excuse me while I disappear again.
November 2011
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Note to presenters at academic conferences →
jakke:
1. Most of the audience either has a Ph.D. or is about to get one. 2. It is extremely hard to get a doctorate without finishing college. 3. Colleges rarely accept students without high school diplomas. 4. Before graduating from high school it is necessary to pass the third grade. 5. Passing the third grade requires being able to read. 6. Therefore, almost all of your audience knows how...
reblog if your tumblr picture is actually you.
Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
↖will never be too old for Pokemon →
daily-tumbles:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
October 2011
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fuckyeahsamanthayoung:
Parents whose Facebook profile photos are photos of their children: Please stop when
a. Your child turns ten,
b. Your child gets a Facebook of their own,
c. and/or now.
When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the... →
thewisepickle:
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i dont exist: Want to know a surefire way to win... →
ben-vs-shark:
Get a bunch of peanut butter, I’m talking like 6 or 8 jars. Hide the jars around your house. When that sweet honey comes by, say something like “I gotta go to the baffroom” then hide.
After about 30 minutes to an hour, she’ll come looking for you, but you won’t be in the…
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