Get a bunch of peanut butter, I’m talking like 6 or 8 jars. Hide the jars around your house. When that sweet honey comes by, say something like “I gotta go to the baffroom” then hide.
After about 30 minutes to an hour, she’ll come looking for you, but you won’t be in the…
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Yes This is an excellent plan!
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great tip reach more girls thank you ben 3xGIRLS
tjhumor said:
Flawless. My parents met this way.
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